The questionable egg

i just opened up an egg that was organic (the brown eggs) well this one was a little pale but i opened it anyway, anyways this egg had two yokes in it, i dont think ive ever heard of an egg with twins so this seems a little wierd to me, not only that but one of the eggs was a little red, im gonna eat it anyway because i needs it but here is the question that will be asked

What do you guys think my chances of living are

make a pole on if you think i will live or die

and as an added thing to add these are eggs that my dad brought home from his truck job, and the reason he got these eggs is because some of them were broken, so those of you who know my dad take the thought in, do you think you can trust the crap he brings home

You Die a Most horibble Death Full of Pain and Agony and stuff!

im guessing 3 to 4 odds your dead by dawn! DEAD BY DAWN!

in that case what do you think my last words should be

how about shut up

the last action i will take is to put myself in a barrel and roll me down a huge hill into oncoming traffic, and i will do this because it would be freakin hilarious










ownt